
PumaMan asked: Okay so I’m at this insane asylum (just visiting, okay?) and Ozzy Osbourne is a patient there. There’s this little girl who I don’t remember who she was or if I even knew her, but she wants to be a counselor when she grows up, so I asked if we could visit Ozzy in his room (he’s a patient remember) because she wants to be a counselor. I mean, what could go wrong?
So we go in and a guard goes in with us, and Ozzy seems completely cool with it, if she wants to ask him questions or whatever. Then Ozzy makes some kind of crude joke and the guard gets all pissed and grabs Ozzy from behind and puts him in a choke hold. And I’m trying to keep the little girl calm by telling her “it’s just between them, he won’t hurt us”, or something like that. And at the same time I’m like leave Ozzy alone, he didn’t do anything.
The next part is I guess why Ozzy was in an insane asylum. He goes completely apesh!t and grabs something and slices the guard’s throat all to hell. What you think?
Oh and all I remember after that is me and the little girl driving some kind of little vehicle through some dark corridors with the dying guard looking for someone to help him. I don’t remember what happened to Ozzy, but I don’t hold what he did against him because the guard was being a real d!ck.
Alexander